expecto what?
2007-02-11 10:35 p.m.
my mom is a dementor.
demomtor.
she sucks away all joy and happiness, replacing them with cold darkness, making those unfortunately in her presence feel like they will never be happy again.
she doesnt wear a big black cloak or fly though. pity.
she haunts the walls of the modern azkaban, currently located at 53 hume ave.
im going to go crazy soon.
wish i could flick a piece of wood, say some mumbo-jumbo and conjure up a trusty patronus to ram her down.