monkey business
2006-10-04 7:14 p.m.
well i shouldnt b blogging according to my self-imposed blog excel but since tomorrow is the last paper and there's really nothing to study for im actually feeling bored for the first time in 2 weeks.
anyway, who would have thought circus behaviour would spread to schools during exam period? here are a few interesting phenomenons observed this past week.
the zombie: probably has a huge concussion from hitting the books too hard. symptoms include sullen silence and poring over of notes feverishly. self-prescribed medicine is social excel, side effects include apparent inability to hold an academically-uninvolved conversation.
the undiscovered psychic (or psycho): has uncanny ability to predict own fate after exams without a single look at the paper. predictions mainly include 'i die lah' and 'sure fail'. magic DOES exist in this world!
the talk-to-me-not: dangerously reactive to social contact; may burst into tears and words of woe with slightest form of communication. explosive cases include dramatic bawling and wailing.
the fortune teller: very similar to abovementioned psychic but more broad in predictions. i die lor! you A1 lor!
the loudspeaker: the best way to spread exam drear is shouting out facts for all to hear. need i say more?
