john doe
2006-12-26 10:33 p.m.
sometimes something is so funny that it would be a crime to not share it with the rest of humanity.
so here it is.
conversation by dora and John Doe (false name to protect subject) from the SS (singlish service) recorded on the 26th of december, at 10.34 pm.
*john doe comes online*
jd: how ur fren she does want prezzie
*goes offline*
between the 2 of us dora and i translated that to 'how's your friend does she want a present'.
so when he came back online, dora decided to ask about it.
dora: who were you referring to?
jd: i did not.
now what on earth is that supposed to mean?!
dora: huh?
jd: i did not refer ani1
at least that is intelligible.
dora: who's the "my friend"
jd: ur fren, duh. stopid quetion.
that's taking stupidity to quite an extreme.
dora: name?
jd: john doe (of course he didnt really say that he said his real name but it cant b disclosed)
HAHAHAHA.
dora: I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME
jd: ....i said john doe
that's a future comedian in the making.
