say that again?
2009-09-19 11:01 p.m.
today during chem paper 2 when i was desperately trying to spur my coffee-lagged brain into making some vital linkage that i somehow was not seeing which would magically make sense of the words and little diagrams on the paper that were swimming unintelligibly like clouds in my mind, (breathe here) our awesome invigilator made things so much better by stomping around our desks like t-rex whilst i watched my calculator shiver and shake rhythmically per stomp like the water in jurassic park, only to suddenly realize i was doing exactly what t-rex wanted: get lured into a trance and go cross-eyed watching my calculator shake before eventually falling asleep and flunking the paper.
the most effective way of hallucination without swinging a pendulum in front of someone's eyes and going 'you will go to sleeeeeeeeeep'.
then i wondered what on earth i was doing drawing up conspiracy theories when i was supposed to be making The Vital Connection.
it was a frustrating morning, yes.
then it seemed the bio teachers wanted to have a laugh and express their nonexistent sense of humor by putting, in the mcq paper, a picture of a fat grinning worm holding a fork and knife next to a picture of the same worm keeled over dead.
like 'see that's YOU, before and after the paper.'
its amazing, the things you see when you're in a very very bad mood.
