bean stick
2007-03-07 11:16 p.m.
i officially declare that being tall is not a good thing.
first there's the fact that your head sticks out above everyone else's. although this comes in handy when you're trying to see a show from the back of a huge crowd because you arrived too late to get a good view, it is otherwise useless and awkward.
then there is that myth that tall, skinny people are good clotheshorses. i in no way see how this is so, because it is impossible to wear a pair of long jeans with a short shirt unless you want to look like an improper fraction.
there are many more but i dont want to turn this into a whine post and anyway im falling asleep on my feet already.
ungrateful amando X-|. what happened to not calling me dawno duck, HMM?? bought your doughnut for nothing, and i didnt even get my service charge, HA.
from today onwards i will charge a fee of 10% of whatever food i help lazy ppl buy from the canteen and deliver up.