L kwon
2007-01-20 1:36 p.m.
due to the rising number of alphabetical pop music, i have decided to come up with my very own.
to complement the styles of j and k pop, i have invented a brand new genre: L pop.
other known as Lousy pop.
together, they would be j-k-l pop.
a trio made in heaven.
anyway, sheer boredom and curiosity drove me to do a series of IQ tests on my dogs to find out how smart they are.
as expected, when i tabulated the results ginger was under the category 'your dog is a genius' and bubble was under 'your dog is a bit of a dummy, but is most likely very cute.'
unfortunately ginger couldnt hit the highest category 'your dog should go to harvard' because she couldnt react to a smile, one of the criteria on the tests. a harvard-worthy dog would have gone running to its owner with tail wagging in the face of a smile, but all ginger did was cock her head and twitch a leg.
that's probably due to the fact that she, being such a contrary creature, has never been one to run to you happily when called but will first ponder upon how beneficial obeying you will be to her (for example if you have a treat in your hand) and then decide on a course of action.
bubble on the other hand thankfully escaped the bottom category 'your dog is a dodo' (and i swear i didnt come up with this) because she has a healthy enough appetite to give valiant tries for the food rewards, unlike those dodo dogs who will simply gape at you. (though she did do quite a bit of gaping too)
a round of applause to both of them, for being a genius and a dummy.
