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2007-05-27 7:07 p.m.

so today was my second day out with my mom.

great singapore sale = go to orchard with mom.

that way i can shop without feeling the tug on my purse strings.

we went to takashimaya where there was this ridiculous osim fest going on.

astounding, the things people do to slim down.

in this world where cellulite is banished, vibration is the name of the game.

from vibrating surfboards to vibrating chairs to vibrating thing-you-wrap-around-you (uZap) to vibrating eye masks to vibrating pens, all designed to slay that flab.

or so they say.

then there are those self-abusive things like...

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just imagine your back as a drum surface and some maniac hammering on you.

thankfully my mom shared this view and instead bought a foot massager called iSqueeze, which is supposed to squeeze the toxins out of your legs.

not the most appealing of slogans, yes? let's not get graphic here.

anyway her buy entitled her to 2 rounds in the money grabber thing!

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'money from heaven!'

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'praise the Lord.'

so now if i ever want to sign up at True Yoga i would be able to do it at $100 less.

which is my way of saying those vouchers are useless.

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