spidey

2007-05-11 5:17 p.m.

spiderman 3 is interesting.

i have no idea why people call it scary or sad.

i simply found it very funny.

like how spiderman's hair was a reflection of his sanity. (combed down=insane)

and how the sandman should have been called the mud-dirt-dust-grit-sand man because he seemed to be able to control all of those.

and of course all the screaming involved, what with bryce dallas and kirsten dunst hanging off this and that.

there were also a whole lot of loopholes in the story.

like how the black slimy thingy was able to mould itself perfectly into a black copy of spiderman's costume (including the spidey emblem!) and yet overtook the other poor guy with no particular design.

and why spiderman's teeth remained normal whilst the other guy developed fangs that would have given dracula a run for his money.

also how the sandman was able to defy gravity and float around like a carefree little cloud.

whoever said sand could fly?

in fact how come spiderman can fight in the first place? martial arts isnt really a spider characteristic as far as i know.

but of course, that is only as far as i know.

perhaps spiders have been holding kickboxing matches between themselves all this time. with 8 legs, its bound to be interesting.

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