:(
2010-09-27 11:43 p.m.
today i felt like a giant fish being lifted around as the catch of the day.
but of course the fishermen usually dont lift the fish ABOVE their heads and then go round and round and round in circles.
which, fyi, makes the fish very very dizzy up there because there is nowhere to spot.
i didnt even realize that until i came back down to earth and found myself taking 3 steps back involuntarily.
and seeing tamil's pain and suffering i found myself uttering the unimaginable: 'ok i will lose weight.'
after decades of trying my utmost to not look 2-dimensional!
(but of course i didnt really mean it. took me so long to - almost - shed the stick insect image.)
(i was just being naiseeee. its positive visualization anyway.)
after that i tried the UFO thing which is actually very easy but inappropriately named because that would make ME the unidentified flying object.
hellooo. not an alien.
but still. it has to be the easiest and most fun stunt ever because i dont need to do anything but fall and be swung around.
its like that thing u do at the playground where you grab another person's hand and go round and round and round faster and faster, except with 1 person doing all the hauling and the other just flying around happily.
even for the dead fish stunt i had to do more.
(i.e. pretend to be a dead fish.)
:(((
